The best of pals.

JANICE HOUGH says:

Richie Incognito apparently bashed his own Ferrari with a baseball bat. Did he tell police responding to the report of a damaged vehicle that he and the car were the best of pals?


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The best of pals. — 14 Comments

  1. Toronto mayor Rob Ford messed up Daylight Saving Time, telling everyone to set their clocks back rather than forward. Today Ford was two hours late for a meeting with his crack dealer.

  2. Dick Cheney says the US should not discount military options in response to Russia’s actions. Better yet, Cheney should invite Putin on a hunting trip.

  3. Mass. lawmakers banned ‘upskirt’ photos after high court says they are legal. Bad news for the Kennedys, but frankly I think most of them are ‘downblouse’ kinda guys.

  4. Don’t worry too much about Putin, he’s just a dumb bully … So dumb, he thinks “spring forward” means rubbing ice on your nipples.

  5. Our waitress made a big deal about the hand-rubbed herb steak. I’d be more impressed if it had been foot-rubbed…

  6. I met this German girl… Yeah, she a beautiful blonde with a great figure. But she’s bossy, and I guess just not my cup of Jagermeister.

  7. Alfred Hitchcock said “the length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” Apparently, James Cameron has stock in Depends.

  8. Today is the 50th anniversary of the first recording of Simon and Garfunkel’s “Sounds of Silence.” Of course now the “Sounds of Silence” is when the duo turn off their hearing aids.

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