GARY BACHMAN says:
Hall of Fame shortstop Ozzie Smith wants Major League’s Opening Day to made into a national holiday. For the Chicago Cubs, Opening Day is already a holiday–Groundhog Day.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Hall of Fame shortstop Ozzie Smith wants Major League’s Opening Day to made into a national holiday. For the Chicago Cubs, Opening Day is already a holiday–Groundhog Day.
Tensions in Russia make it appear they’re considering Putin some ICBMs in the Ukraine.
Sherwin Nuland, the author of the award winning book “How We Die” has died. Following the instructions in his will, his tombstone will only have the words “Like This!” on it.
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A woman drove a minvan into the Atlantic Ocean with three children inside. Following their rescue from the surf, a wave of speculation began about the mother’s motives.
Last Sunday Pope Francis accidentally used the Italian “F” word … But it was OK because he was talking about that “idiota” footballer who bashed his Ferrari with a bat.
The National Milk Board replaced their “Got Milk?” with the younger, hipper, “Milk Life.” FOX News immediately called it a left-wing cow-spiracy to promote a nanny state.
An online report states that US Hockey Olympian T.J. Oshi has moved up to #2 in jersey sales behind #1 Sidney Crosby. As of yesterday, ex-Canuck’s Roberto Luongo gear is #3. Unfortunately, Luongo sales are all at “Everything Under A Dollar” store.
Ukraine’s former president is now hiding out in Russia. He really has the blues — he just lies in bed singing “Crimea River.”
Residents in Indiana were surprised to get warnings about an imminent tornado yesterday. Turns out it was for a tornado that happened last November. Is the Weather Service becoming the Postal Service?
What do Jack the Ripper and Winney the Pooh have in common ?…….Same middle name ….duh
Police videos show what I always suspected. He may be a rich rock star, but Justin Bieber pees through a hole in his pecker just like the rest of us guys.