GARY BACHMAN says:
The Olympic Opening Ceremony featured a missing ring. Someone forgot to go to Jared.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
The Olympic Opening Ceremony featured a missing ring. Someone forgot to go to Jared.
The McGruff the Crime Dog actor has been sentenced on drug charges. I’m devastated. What next?–Smokey the Bear arrested for arson?
According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner has gone through radical physical changes including growing out his hair and nails and he seems to be growing breasts. Furthermore, he has been seen hanging out in the Lakers locker room. It won’t be long before he is Bruce Trans-Jenner.
American Sage Kostenburg debuted a brand-new trick to win the snowboard slopestyle. Reportedly, snowboard tricks aren’t the only tricks being turned at the Sochi Olympics.
Pope Francis says the Internet is a gift from God … Watch for His podcast, “Ron Jeremy, The Second Coming.”
It’s been so cold in Detroit, that even the Catholics are wearing goat-pants.
I refuse to sue my proctologist for malpractice. I’m going to turn the other cheek.
PETA is trying to apply for a 10-foot roadside tombstone to honor chickens who died in truck crash. The inscription on the tombstone should be RIP–Roast in Pan.