Des Moines! Des Moines!

TERRY ETTER says:

Peyton Manning yells “Omaha, Omaha” when the play clock is running out. I wonder if he does the same thing during sex.


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Des Moines! Des Moines! — 7 Comments

  1. A 92-year-old woman failed to stop at the scene of an accident cause she had diarrhea. Police called it a case of hit-and-runs.

  2. The Jamaican bobsled team’s luggage was “lost” on the way to Sochi, but has finally shown up. Can’t imagine why Russian authorities might have delayed and/or searched bags from Jamaica. Visitors from Washington and Colorado might want to do carry-on.

  3. Hard to believe Jay Leno is retired from The Tonight Show…Thursday was his swan song after 22 years. All I can think to say is: “Chin up, Jay!”

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