GARY BACHMAN says:
California is experiencing a drought and people are being asked to conserve water. Lindsay Lohan is doing her part–she is drinking scotch straight instead of on the rocks.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
California is experiencing a drought and people are being asked to conserve water. Lindsay Lohan is doing her part–she is drinking scotch straight instead of on the rocks.
I went out with a girl who smoked those electronic cigarettes. Don’t know if the second-hand smoke hurt me … But it did recharge my iPhone.
A California man was bitten and clawed by a cougar. “It was just rough sex,” claimed Demi Moore.
For formal events, Lady Gaga wears a filet mignon dress.
Funeral and casket outlets are starting to appear in malls. Perfect for those who shop ’til they drop.
Husbands and wives sometimes fix things that stand between them. Like each others’s wagons.
My pet falcon landed on my girlfriend’s shoulder, and promptly bit through her bikini top strap. Well, that was hawkward…
Nah Will, sounds like he was just falcon around
My dad raised me via Spock … Apparently Woody Allen used Lionel.
Philip Seymour Hoffman … The ultimate Broncos fan?
One thing you got to say about Obama is he’s finally purged himself of the burden of high expectations.
Taylor Swift told Glamour magazine that there’s something even more risky than taking off her clothes–a second date.