Cleanliness is next to Godliness. — 8 Comments

  1. Paramount Pictures has announced that as of today they will only be releasing movies in the digital format to theaters. A spokesman for Paramount said that “Anchorman II” was our last 35mm film release, and it sank so fast we might as well have done a solid lead release.

    In a related story Paramount executives are said to be using public screenings of “Anchorman II” as a place to go when they want to be alone.

  2. Termites have a favorite song. It’s called “My Generation” by The Who…PEOPLE TRY TO PUT US DOWN, Just because we get around!

  3. Ellen called in sick Thursday, the first time in eleven years on the air. The Democrats said it was a good thing she has a health plan … The Republicans said that’s what happens when you hire a lesbian.

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