What’s next? Text-telemarketer?

GARY BACHMAN says:

I lost my job as a telemarketer. My boss said I wasn’t putting forth my best effort and was just phoning it in.


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What’s next? Text-telemarketer? — 12 Comments

  1. My wife can’t cook, but she is one hell of a couch potato. Wrapped in a silver Space Blanket, she looks almost good enough to eat. Almost.

  2. Workers found a large beehive at the Miami airport. Usually, the only things that sting at the airport are the air fares and baggage fees.

  3. David Cassidy was arrested again for driving drunk. This time he’ll almost certainly get jail time. You know how the song goes: “Two turtle doves and a Partridge in a penitentiary.”

  4. Alex Rodriguez has been suspended for the 2014 season. For the person to blame, A-Rod need only to look in any of his 100 mirrors.

  5. Chris Christie is under new scrutiny for the way Sandy relief funds were spent. I bet Christie spent the money on pork.

  6. Golden Globes Best Motion Picture, Drama: “12 Years A Slave.” Now wait a cotton-picking minute. I’ve been married over 30 freaking years. Where is my award?

  7. The MLB has suspended Alex Rodriguez the entire 2014 season for doping … If he gets bored, he can always ride around on Lance Armstrong’s handlebars singing, “Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head.”

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