Seems reasonable to me. — 12 Comments

  1. The bolo tie that San Diego QB Philip Rivers wore to the post game press conference was given to him by a fan. In a related story, Dallas QB Tony Romo said he would not wear a bolo tie for fear that it might make him choke.

  2. Dennis Rodman travels with a translator for his trips to North Korea. Now if we can only find one for Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston.

    I hope Rodman’s translator was able to convey to him that his farewell dinner consisted of Poodle Noodle appetizer, Rack of Lab, German Shepherds Pie with Crème Bichon Frise and Pie a la Mutt for dessert.

    The players that traveled with Dennis are calling the trip a success. No photographers were run over and no North Korean players were kicked in the privates.

  3. Thanks, Jerry. (Can I clone you about a million times?) I don’t use my credit cards anymore, because I don’t want to be a…Target.

  4. A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an ‘atomic wedgie.’ Let’s hope the stepfather’s suffering was brief.

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