TERRY ETTER says:
Seems like more celebrities die in December than in any other month of the year. Must be some kind of tax dodge.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Seems like more celebrities die in December than in any other month of the year. Must be some kind of tax dodge.
New Jersey governor Chris Christie is the new spokesman for Greyhound because he’s built like a Scenicruiser, and to help with road traction when it’s snowing since there’s no one better at throwing people under the bus.
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The bolo tie that San Diego QB Philip Rivers wore to the post game press conference was given to him by a fan. In a related story, Dallas QB Tony Romo said he would not wear a bolo tie for fear that it might make him choke.
Dennis Rodman travels with a translator for his trips to North Korea. Now if we can only find one for Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston.
I hope Rodman’s translator was able to convey to him that his farewell dinner consisted of Poodle Noodle appetizer, Rack of Lab, German Shepherds Pie with Crème Bichon Frise and Pie a la Mutt for dessert.
The players that traveled with Dennis are calling the trip a success. No photographers were run over and no North Korean players were kicked in the privates.
The Emcee at my comedy gig could not remember my name, because she was drunk. Just my luck, MC Hammered.
MC Hammered?
Great one Will!
Toronto says storm related costs may hit over $170 M dollars. Also, the weather has been brutal lately as well.
Thanks, Jerry. (Can I clone you about a million times?) I don’t use my credit cards anymore, because I don’t want to be a…Target.
Leave me aclone!
Got some Alphabet Soup so I can practice tweeting while eating. Only trouble, no spell check.
A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an ‘atomic wedgie.’ Let’s hope the stepfather’s suffering was brief.
Chris Christie has a dental appointment today. He needs to have some bridge work done.
Ironic isn’t–Chris Christie involved in a scandal where major arteries were clogged.