WILL the THRILL says:
Arctic air is responsible for the current cold-snap outside. Buying a big-screen TV for the man-cave is responsible for current frigid conditions inside.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Arctic air is responsible for the current cold-snap outside. Buying a big-screen TV for the man-cave is responsible for current frigid conditions inside.
I was in L.A. recently and made the mistake of undertipping the hotel. Boy was I sorry. When they brought the car it was Charlie Sheen’s … Sounds like no problem, but you try and drive on two and a half wheels!
E-mails indicate top aides to Chris Christie conspired to create traffic jams as political punishment. You’d think the only jams that would interest Christie would be in cookies and donuts.
Funny, Will and Bill!
The New York Knicks J.R. Smith has been fined $50K for recurring instances of trying to untie opponents’ shoes. Not only do the Knicks play like 7th graders, apparently they also behave like them.
I lost my job as a telemarketer. My boss said I wasn’t putting forth my best effort and was just phoning it in.
It’s so cold even Frosty the Snowman dressed in layers.
A 49-million-year-old cockroach fossil was found in Colorado. It had been stepped on by Larry King.
Thanks, Gary. Love your telemarketer joke.
Magazine experts are saying Kim Kardashian’s picture on the cover of US was airbrushed to make her look thinner … Demolition experts are saying it was done with an Ajax Air Chisel and Pavement Breaker.
Canada Dry is good for what ginger ales you…
One guess how anyone sitting on top of the world could blow arctic air on us down here.
Colorado didn’t turn over a new leaf. It just legalized an old one.
Thanks, Will!