That WOULD be cold. — 7 Comments

  1. Liz Cheney has dropped her run for a senate seat in Wyoming, saying it was due to “serious health issues” in her family. At first people thought it meant that her heartless father was finally going to pay for his heinous past and kick the bucket, but further study revealed that what she actually meant was that her family was sick of her.

  2. They say that Kim Jong Un executed his uncle by feeding him to a pack of hungry dogs. Since dog is used in so many Korean dishes, I guess that would be just desserts.

  3. It was 1964, 50 years ago today, the Surgeon General and the Beetles released two famous retorts heard round the world … Don’t smoke, unless it’s Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

    Scientists say King Tut got an erection during mummification … It was actually the first known use of Viagra, unfortunately you had to be dead.

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