I want my PURE donkey meat. — 25 Comments

  1. Sen. Rand Paul said that the longer unemployment benefits last, the lazier jobless people get. Of course, people with jobs can be lazy too–like being a member of a Do-Nothing Congress.

  2. Think the job’s getting to Obama. He just flew home from vacation … Brought a Secret Service guy back, left his wife in Hawaii.

  3. Evander Holyfield likened homosexuality to a handicap that can be fixed with medical treatment. It’s a shame that Mike Tyson bit off Holyfield’s ear instead of his tongue. Holyfield plans to grow a beard and join the cast of “Duck Dynasty.”

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