WILL the THRILL says:
In Detroit a woman is accused of putting bleach in her husband’s eye drops. Maybe she just wanted to make the whites brighter?
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WILL the THRILL says:
In Detroit a woman is accused of putting bleach in her husband’s eye drops. Maybe she just wanted to make the whites brighter?
For Christmas Kim Kardashian’s daughter North West got a matching black lamborghini like her daddy Kanye West. Unfortunately, North West lost her driving privileges when she was caught driving and shaking her diamond -studded rattle at the same time.
Residents of San Diego have been complaining about the strong stench from sea lion dung. Remember when the big stink in San Diego came from the mayor’s office.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has so much gas that authorities are considering sticking a pipeline up his ass and transporting it into the United States.
A&E has reversed its suspension of Phil Robertson. I wish they would get their ducks in a row.
There are only so many banker’s hours in a day. So some of us have to work at other jobs for a lot less money.
Gary: Ducks in a row is A+!
You know you’re old when you think you’ve done a quick corner in your Porsche and right behind is a girl in a SUV texting,’Do these pants make me look fat?’
Thanks, Will!