Merry Christmas! Hope you and your family get along today!

JERRY W says:

Kim Jong UN’s father’s brother’s last words?
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
(Rough translation from Korean, he may have said mo-fo’s instead of monkey’s)


Merry Christmas! Hope you and your family get along today! — 16 Comments

  1. “He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake….” So will Edward Snowden’s next attempt for asylum be an offer to some country to divulge the secrets of Santa?

  2. Fox News’ Megyn Kelly says that Santa is white. I can’t wait to find out what color Saint Valentine and The Easter Bunny are.

    Merry Christmas to everyone here that celebrates it, and for those who don’t, have a nice Wednesday. 😎

  3. A Texas man has been arrested after installing a hidden bathroom camera opposite the toilet at his work. The camera provided a “streaming” video.

  4. A Chicago sandwich shop fired all of its employees a few days before Christmas. Sadly, the sandwich shop employees are now standing in the breadline.

  5. A Florida man said he discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on a homemade tie-dye shirt. That’s nothing–I have three pairs of “holy” underwear.

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