Worm vs. Un — 6 Comments

  1. A study has found that obesity reduces a man’s sperm count. The good news is Rob Ford may not be able to father any more children.

  2. A study released today shows Casinos are the most stable businesses in Detroit. We are up-the-river with a Croupier’s paddle.

  3. This year’s most Googled question was, “What is twerking?” I don’t know why they call it twerking. When you’re on the subway it’s called “riding.”

  4. An actor on Duck Dynasty has been put on “indefinite hiatus” for slamming gays in GQ Magazine. The reality is he wants to be gay but they wouldn’t let him into the club because he’s just too dumb … He thinks Duck confit is a comfortable set of feathers.

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