TERRY ETTER says:
You can tell when someone’s on a diet this time of year. They don’t have whipped cream on their third piece of pumpkin pie.
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TERRY ETTER says:
You can tell when someone’s on a diet this time of year. They don’t have whipped cream on their third piece of pumpkin pie.
Harold Camping, the Oakland based radio preacher who predicted the end of the world 12 times finally got it right on his 13th try. Of course in this case it was a very local end of the world, as Harold has stepped off the planet and is now happy blowing dust farts in space.
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Unlike Dick Cheney, Fox News seems to have a heart as they continue to to hire the handicapped, first giving Sarah Palin her own show in spite of being unable to speak in complete sentences, and then hiring Megyn Kelly, a woman who can’t even correctly spell her own name.
That lady with the alligator purse, from a childhood sing-song, was onto something. Guuci has them listed online for a cool $30,900!
World’s worst pickup line? “There’s a bounty on your heart, and I mean to collect.” Gack…
The Minnesota Viking’s Hubert H. Humphery Metrodome will be razed at the end of December … With many of the younger fans asking, ‘Was Humphery a beer or a condom?’
After 75 years the Hollywood Park Racetrack is closing. The track was the setting for many famous movies and TV shows … In fact, a horse’s ass was the inspiration for “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
Figure skater Brian Boitano has come out as gay. I guess he won’t be getting a Christmas card from Phil Robertson.