WILL the THRILL says:
A California couple beat 1:100,000,000 odds when they had identical triplets this week. Sadly, the Mega Millions lottery odds are 3X worse @ 1:300,000,000. Oh, baby!
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WILL the THRILL says:
A California couple beat 1:100,000,000 odds when they had identical triplets this week. Sadly, the Mega Millions lottery odds are 3X worse @ 1:300,000,000. Oh, baby!
A study suggests that smoking pot may give men “man boobs.” First time I heard that … Are they perhaps talking about Willie Nelson roadies?
I hate my daughter’s bum of a boyfriend. “He’s sweet!” she insists. “Look at this adorable text!”: “DRUNK. THINKING OF YOU.” OMG!
Will, be greatful it didn’t say “Drunk and reeking of you”…
Jerry: Hmmmm. Maybe he was drunk as a skunk? I just popped a frosty…slipped on the frozen driveway!
Kirstie Alley and Michael Richards (Kramer) in new sitcom called “Kirstie.”
Not off to a good start … He’s already used the “Fat” word twice.