BILL WILLIAMS says:
Tuesday was National Toilet Day … And I wish they’d get it together. Saturday being National Toilet Paper Day is a long time to wait.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Tuesday was National Toilet Day … And I wish they’d get it together. Saturday being National Toilet Paper Day is a long time to wait.
Sometimes I feel about as popular as an Amish Sports Bar…
Best Knock-Knock Joke Ever:
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting…
MOO!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Cold hands?
Georgia Southern beat the Florida Gators last week without completing a pass. “Finally, a team I could play for, says Tim Tebow.”
I must’ve been on a fantasy football team in college because I had fantasy sex with a fantasy cheerleader.
Legally, it’s only a fantasy if you can change hands without losing a stroke. Or so I heard, anyway…
Terry, how was it?
Happy holidays to you, Jerry W.