Knight of the Living Dead? — 2 Comments

  1. In an attempt to avoid embarrassments due to wayward Olympic athletes (London 2012), Australian rules now state that drunken antics, fighting, staggering about, etc., will result in banishment. Canadian Olympian officials noted that such behavior will cause the athlete to be shipped home to become the next mayor of Toronto.

  2. A 400-lb high school running back in Washington State has gained over 700 yards and scored 15 touchdowns this season. He bowls over defensive linemen as easily as Rob Ford knocks down city councilwomen.

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