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GARY BACHMAN says:

Robert Plant says there may be a Led Zeppelin reunion tour. I don’t want to say the band members are getting old, but their signature song is now “Stairlift to Heaven.”


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  1. Rush Limbaugh was able to avoid military service during the Vietnam war because he had an anal cyst. This demonstrates how effective medical treatment can be, because when I think of Rush, I think of a perfect A-hole.

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger says he has sex five times a day … Oh big deal. Anyone can do the clean and jerk. It takes a real man to do the snatch.

  3. It’s the first anniversary of Superstorm Sandy, and all day the Weather Channel is asking “Could it happen again?” Of course, the answer is “yes.” Wonder how they’ll fill in the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

  4. The St Louis Cardinals team plane is grounded for mechanical reasons and the team will be delayed. One of the propellers was making a funny noise… wacha wacha wacha…

  5. The St Louis Cardinals team plane is delayed. They have been sitting on the tarmac for hours. Didn’t they know that Jet Blue is the Official airline of The Red Sox?

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