GARY BACHMAN says:
US scientists say it is raining diamonds on Saturn. Now they have some stones to put on all those rings.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
US scientists say it is raining diamonds on Saturn. Now they have some stones to put on all those rings.
Hard to believe, but Budweiser is now offering bowtie-shaped cans. Thanks anyway, Bud, but I don’t need a trendy can to tie one on.
Physics dictates that, where there’s a void, something will fill it. Which, unfortunately, includes the toupee that looks like a hair hat.
If the Boston Red Sox win the World Series will their MVP turn out to be the most famous beard since Katie Holmes?
Many Americans profess complete disinterest in the christening of Prince George, because they can’t imagine caring about someone who will only rule due to an accident of birth. They’d much prefer to speculate over whether Jeb Bush might run in 2016 against Hillary Clinton.
Our amusement park makes you sign a waiver to get on the roller coaster. That you won’t stand and waive during the ride.
It’s the ultimate techie nightmare. A health care system with all the compassion and efficiency of the DMV. Coming soon: leeches.
WILL’S SEX TIP: Abstinence is fine, in moderation.