Please, I’m eating! (and not at Taco Bell)

GARY BACHMAN says:

An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to used toilet paper found at the scene of the crime. He made two critical mistakes–not flushing properly and not waiting until AFTER the burglary to stop at Taco Bell.


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Please, I’m eating! (and not at Taco Bell) — 8 Comments

  1. President Obama mentioned Microsoft’s Xbox in an analogy about the government shutdown. Xbox is an apt analogy since all sides seem intent on playing games.

  2. The House and Senate gyms are open during the U.S. government shutdown, but lawmakers have to do without clean towels. No wonder neither side will throw in the towel.

  3. A Michigan woman who passed off two cans of spaghetti sauce as an explosive device during a bank robbery pleaded guilty to the crime. The woman’s explanation: she was “on the ragu.”

  4. A strip club in New York City has banned New York Giants football games on their big screen TV because the fans’ booing the lowly NFL team distracts the dancers, especially when the Giants try to run the naked bootleg.

  5. WHEN MY PLUS-SIZE WIFE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET THIS MORNING, WEARING A BIZARRE STRIPED DRESS, I ACTUALLY WISHED SHE HAD “COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.”

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