And he’ll be sawed in half.

GARY BACHMAN says:

Longtime Las Vegas magician John Calvert has died at age 102. He will be buried in a coffin with his head protruding from one end and his feet sticking out from the other.


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And he’ll be sawed in half. — 9 Comments

  1. When I was young, the fear was monsters under my bed. Now, I’m afraid to see how many pairs of shoes my wife has under there.

  2. Alex Rodriguez has sued Major League Baseball over his 211-game suspension. A-Rod claims MLB smeared his character by alleging he used steroids. Lawyers for MLB say A-Rod’s suit is pumped up.

  3. California is now issuing drivers licenses to illegal immigrants. Arizona, which is known for being tough on illegal immigrants, is thinking about doing the same thing. But Arizona’s licenses would have a limitation — they could only be used for driving back to Mexico.

  4. Dusty Baker was fired by the Reds when Cincinnati once again failed to make it out of the first round, in their third playoff appearance in the last four years. Three in the last four years. Somewhere Cubs fans are just weeping.

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