Pardon me, do you have any Grey Groupon?

JANICE HOUGH says:

Groupon sent out a list of their most popular deals. One is 50% off on-line traffic school. Presumably for those who read about Groupon deals on their phones while driving?


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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Groupon? — 8 Comments

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