Dinner is served.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

My neighbor’s goldfish died last night after swimming in the same tank for 18 years. I asked if they were going to flush him. “Hell no! We’re having fish and chip.”


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Dinner is served. — 16 Comments

  1. Tampa Bay pitcher Fernando Rodney found himself trapped in a washroom when the lock jammed. He was finally able to open the door when he turned his baseball cap to the “Unlock” position.

  2. “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I
    realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.”
    ~Lyndon B. Johnson.

  3. A real estate developer and his son were killed in a plane crash at Santa Monica Airport … They’ll be buried at, Location! Location! Location!.

  4. A building code in Palo Alto, California, requires all new homes be equipped with an electric car charger. This is what comedians call a  “funicular.” A funny-particular to any US region … For example, any new house built in South Carolina must be equipped with a Tea Cosy.

  5. A couple having sex on the tracks was run over by a train in Russia this week. This is the first documented case where a train pulled out on time, but the people did not.

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