That’ll help. — 15 Comments

  1. My neighbor’s goldfish died last night after swimming in the same tank for 18-years. I asked if they were going to flush him. “Hell no! We’re having fish and chip.”

  2. This just in: My wife is a hummingbird in a world of owls. Small, beautiful, and very hard to catch. Bzzzzzz. Sometimes it’s OK to drink your lunch!

  3. A Japanese commercial features a Japanese Spock promoting an anti-rust spray. I don’t get the connection. Wouldn’t it make more sense for Spock to promote vulcanized rubber?

  4. In West Virginia, a 28 year-old man and his 21-year-old step-daughter, who are not blood relatives, were caught having sex and arrested for incest. Shocking. Incest is a crime in West Virginia?

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