WILL the THRILL says:
Chipmunks are eating our tomatoes. My wife insists that I do something about it. I close the blinds and turn on the baseball game.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Chipmunks are eating our tomatoes. My wife insists that I do something about it. I close the blinds and turn on the baseball game.
Enjoy your jokes, Will!
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We gonna need a bigger room.
Just sayin’
Many of us open our mouths only to eat and change feet.
Nice one, John. That’s why toejam was invented!
My neighbor’s goldfish died last night after swimming in the same tank for 18-years. I asked if they were going to flush him. “Hell no! We’re having fish and chip.”
Great way to start a blind date: “I should warn you, I’m not as normal as I seem…”
This just in: My wife is a hummingbird in a world of owls. Small, beautiful, and very hard to catch. Bzzzzzz. Sometimes it’s OK to drink your lunch!
My wife says our lovemaking never changes. It’s like having sex with Carlos Mundane.
A Japanese commercial features a Japanese Spock promoting an anti-rust spray. I don’t get the connection. Wouldn’t it make more sense for Spock to promote vulcanized rubber?
Win!!!
The Government may shut down at midnight, but Congress will still be paid, classified as essential workers. Although neither word right now seems very apt.
Will: “certifiable” would be more accurate.
In West Virginia, a 28 year-old man and his 21-year-old step-daughter, who are not blood relatives, were caught having sex and arrested for incest. Shocking. Incest is a crime in West Virginia?
Shouldn’t Congress have learned from the Nationals and Strasburg? Shutdowns just don’t do Washington any good in the long run.