Peg third leg. — 8 Comments

  1. A strong wind was blowing tree limbs festooned with colored leaves…”Look,” my teen-age daughter said. “That tree’s really twerking!”

  2. “Don’t mind the smell,” the real-estate lady told my wife and I, as we entered the dilapidated mansion. An overwhelming fist of canabis scent punched at our senses, as we both screamed: “Sold!”

  3. A fisherman off the coast of New Jersey caught a strange South American fish known as “The Testical Eater.” In the US we call it Gloria Allred.

  4. Mitt Romney says the largest strategic error in his failed presidential campaign was in not adequately explaining his immigration position to Hispanics. And here we all thought it was his decision to actually run for president.

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