WILL DURST says:
Washington DC has proposed a 24 hour waiting period for tattoos. How about a 24 hour waiting period before Congressmen are allowed to speak?
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WILL DURST says:
Washington DC has proposed a 24 hour waiting period for tattoos. How about a 24 hour waiting period before Congressmen are allowed to speak?
“Rolling Stone” magazine has Miley Cyrus on the cover. Guess they figured there were still people they didn’t manage to offend with the Boston Bomber cover?
Burger King announced they have come up with new french fries containing 40% less fat and 30 % fewer calories. The better, no doubt, to be sold in “Super-sized” portions.
Why do women love pointy shoes that make their feet look like weapons of ass distruction?
So many people want so many tattoos you often have to wait longer than that for an appointment to get yours anyway.
Heard the latest? Miley Cyrus has an ear for tattoos.
The Bible says it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter Heaven. Except Trump, he owns it.
Americas Cup down to one last sudden death race. It was a fan. He yawned himself to death.
Miley Cyrus posed topless for the cover of the Rolling Stone. Unfortunately, like the Chershire Cat, her mouth is still there.
Putin says no homos on his Olympic team. But he has a secret weapon. He plans to cure them all with Syrian gas.
The Las Vegas Bowl football game has a new sponsor — a company called Royal Purple. The press release says they make high performance lubricants. It’s really popular in Vegas. It’s recommended by every girl on the street.
Senator Ted Cruz gave up his talkathon after 21 hours. Pussy!, Tweeted “The View.”