BILL WILLIAMS says:
“Culinary workers to go on strike in Las Vegas.” One hundred and sixty eight Elvis impersonators who eat three hundred and thirty six peanut butter and banana sandwiches a day are the only ones who care.
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I wanted to name our triplets: VOL, TREB, and BASS…But my wife said I am not of sound mind.
Will, I came up with some baby names for you: Hi, Lo, and Max. Having the air conditioner on in the car while I was thinking may have influenced me on these choices.
According to Associated Press, one in five electric cars in America is owned by a San Franciscan. It’s the hills. All that going down charges their batteries.
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Jerry: Thanks! Now, if I could just “Defrost” Sharon. The woman declares our sex-life absolute zero.