JANICE HOUGH says:
What could POSSIBLY go wrong here? Disney is re-releasing “The Little Mermaid” on September 13. And encouraging kids to be “part of her world” by bringing their iPads etc. to interact with their “Disney Second Screen Live” app….during the movie.
Reaction to Seattle Seahawks NFL fans that they set a new record for loudest stadium in the world came from Turkish soccer fans who held the old record; “SHADDUP!!!”
Americans spend $8 Billion on Halloween. WTF. I live with a witch 24/7/365!
No Winner in Saturday’s Powerball lottery so Wednesdays jackpot is $400 million … Or in NBA money that’s three affairs, two sexts and one one-night stand.
Britain wants to sell the Royal Mail. I don’t think they’ll get much. Who wants a mail service with the motto, “Either enui or slothfulness or constant inbreeding or just another drink will stay these royal bastards from completing their appointed rounds, whenever.”
Washington DC has proposed a 24 hour waiting period for tattoos. How about a 24 waiting period before Congressmen are allowed to speak?