JOHN DRYBRED says:
By this time, Dennis Rodman for secretary of state ought to be a slam-dunk.
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JOHN DRYBRED says:
By this time, Dennis Rodman for secretary of state ought to be a slam-dunk.
What is this world coming to? Dennis Rodman- Good Will Ambassador. Vladimir Putin- Peace Advocate. What’s next: Kim Kardashian- Molecular Chemistry Consultant?
I met a Star Trek geek, like myself, and the attraction was so strong that we de-cloaked together within hours.
At least Congress can stop worrying about being nailed down on a war position and get back to the important business. Voting to repeal Obama Care again.
Pope Francis wants to convert unused churches into refugee housing. Who does this guy think he is? Saint Donald Trump.
Anthony Weiner lost the Democratic nomination for NYC mayor. He lost so big Comedy Central is planning to roast him. A Weiner roast.
Mount McKinley, the tallest mountain in the USA, has gotten a bit shorter. It’s now measured at 20,237 instead of 20,320 feet. What an outrage. I blame Obama.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong here? Disney is re-releasing “The Little Mermaid” on September 13. And encouraging kids to be “part of her world” by bringing their iPads etc. to interact with their “Disney Second Screen Live” app….during the movie.
Vegans came up with a chickenless egg made from plants. I ate one and now I can’t cross a road.
The first time I saw my wife topless, I felt like a deer…in her headlights.
Why did the disciple throw Pope Francis out the window? Wanted to see if he was infallable.