Oh, good. Making baseball even SLOWER.

TC in BC says:

Major League Baseball has agreed to add video replay challenges next year. All games will be under NSA surveillance and disputed calls will be reviewed by Edward Snowden somewhere in Russia.


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Oh, good. Making baseball even SLOWER. — 11 Comments

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