Oh, good. Making baseball even SLOWER. — 11 Comments

  1. My wife does tricks at parties. She is a magician and a hooker. She can pull a rabbit out of her hat, and a pussy out of her jeans.

  2. Botanists say adjacent plants talk to each other on a communication chain of fungal hyphae. You can imagine one saying to another: “You took the words right out of my fungi.”

  3. Two Canadian warships collided into each other off the West Coast during naval exercises. Wtf is our entire navy doing on the same coast? Good thing we’re on friendly terms with countries such Portugal, Cameroon and Morrocco.

  4. I’ve invented a new product that’s bound to please both men and women. It’s a feminine hygiene spray that tastes like bacon.

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