Thank you for calling!

LIDIA BEAN says:

An Indian submarine blew up in Mumbai port Wednesday. What happened was the sub wouldn’t start and the captain called up tech support in India for help.


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Thank you for calling! — 15 Comments

  1. I was happy to see that my Red Sox killed the Yanks last night. Due to recent news out of the New England area, a more appropriate verb than “killed” should be used?

  2. James Dean committed suicide. He could have hit the brakes, he just didn’t want to make another movie with Natalie Wood.

  3. Boston hurler Ryan Dempster beaned A-Rod on a 3-0 pitch tonight. Yanks GM Brian Cashman immediately sent mgr Girardi out to argue the call and to bring Alex back to the plate so Dempster could bean him again.

  4. The Obama family returned to the White House tonight after a 9 day vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. Many in Congress were critical of the trip, and no doubt more will criticize the President when when they return from their summer recess on Sept 9.

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