JANICE HOUGH says:
Men are having a hard time with the Oprah in Switzerland story. Who would want a $38,000 handbag anyway? I mean for the cost of a few of those purses you could get a Ferrari.
Always Funny
Topical humor from the world's best humorists
Nearly 30 million Americans run regularly. No estimate as to how many are being chased.
With my wife, it’s all about S&M: Stupid & Mesmerizing.
Johnny Manziel confesses that his favorite song is Destiny’s Childs’ “Sign My Name, Sign My Name”. (2nd place = Pet Clark’s “It’s a Sign of the Times”. 3rd place = 5 Man Electrical Band’s “Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign”)
Former Heisman Trophy winner QB Troy Smith of Ohio State has signed a two year contract with the CFL Montreal Alouettes, which brings up two questions. People in Montreal are asking Who is this Troy Smith? Ohio State fans ask What are the Montreal Alouettes?
(Note to Ohio St fans: Alouettes are not the daughters or grand-daughters of baseball’s Alou family of San Francisco)
Who is Johnny Manziel and why should I care?
ARod’s rep to fight the Yankees and major league baseball is probably called a top lawyer because the sky’s the limit in what he’s paid
Johnny Manziel is current Heisman Trophy winner. He makes more news off the field than on. When college feetball season starts, he’ll probably disappear. Then I’ll start writing Oregon Duck jokes. 😉
Oprah texted her genitals to Andrew Wiener … No, but a guy can dream can’t he.
Raises lag so far behind inflation that it’s like getting paid with rain checks.
Who is Andrew Wiener and why should I care? 😉 lol
I like to jump around when I get drunk. I call it Hop- Scotch…