JERRY W says:
A copy of a long lost early film by Orson Welles has been found in Italy, it’s called “Too Much Johnson”. A first look indicates it may have been a documentary about the early years of Milton Berle.
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Without Trump’s warning about Hillary, the chances are so slim, that the GOP’d ever know that. God, what would they do without him?
A-Rod: He plays third, bats fourth, and pleads the fifth.
My wife and I practice safe sex. Have not had it in years…
Juan Uribe, formerly with SF now with the LA Dodgers, was caught off third base by the Tampa Bay Rays Saturday with the old hidden ball trick. This would never have happened had Uribe stayed with the Giants. They don’t get runners to third base.
The NY Yankees are now trying to fine A-Rod about $150,000 for missing a day of his rehab without team permission. This relationship is deteriorating faster than a Hollywood marriage.
Men are having a hard time with the Oprah in Switzerland story. Who would want a $38,000 handbag anyway? I mean for the cost of a few of those purses you could get a Ferrari.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un owns a $7-million yacht. His family said they could afford to splurge a bit because they only pay 45 cents for haircuts.”
That $77 million Oprah income would do some real good in Detroit.
I don’t need to be a leader of men, butt I love to follow women…
Met a very spicy woman this weekend. Man, did we have a great thyme…
Youngsters in the backseat can cause accidents, God forbid. An accident in the backseat has been known to cause a kid.