WILL the THRILL says:
Actually,”Going Green” is easy. Just eat about six black licorice Twizzlers, and you will, too.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Actually,”Going Green” is easy. Just eat about six black licorice Twizzlers, and you will, too.
Monkey see, monkey do. Burger-obsessed cannibals built a jungle lab and obtained the stem cells of their enemies.
It’s only fair that China consider dropping its one-child policy. The Chinese should have a chance to listen to as many screaming kids at shopping centers as the rest of us.
I don’t see it as much as the GOP spazzing out over a TV movie about Hillary Clinton. I see it more as the GOP blocking my view of actress Diane Lane.
Jeez, Weather Channel! Can you really have “Favorite Xtreme-Hurricane-Moments?” My girlfriend Dinah Mite.
Two priests walked into a bar. If they weren’t watching the altar boy they could’ve ducked.
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I do kind of “grass-roots” comedy. This afternoon, I performed for four worms and a snail…
This is awkward, but my girlfriend says she just isn’t a Morning Person. You’d think with a name like Dawn…
A massive sinkhole appeared in downtown Montreal yesterday at Ste-Catherines and Guy Streets. The mayor is planning to look into it.
Do the Quebecouis want the sinkhole to become a seperatist nation?
Ashton Kutcher got so into the character of Steve Jobs he had to be rushed to the emergency room … Apparently Kutcher found it overwhelming acting like he had a triple digit IQ.
Not only that, in order to find a nurse old enough to sooth him the hospital had to call in a retiree.
First Twinkies came back. Now the new owners of Drake’s say they will resurrect Drake’s Coffee Cake, Devil Dogs, Ring Dings and Yodels next month … Can Anna Nicole Smith be far behind?
Yanking the food chain might be how pulled pork came about.