It’s only fair that China consider dropping its one-child policy. The Chinese should have a chance to listen to as many screaming kids at shopping centers as the rest of us.
Ashton Kutcher got so into the character of Steve Jobs he had to be rushed to the emergency room … Apparently Kutcher found it overwhelming acting like he had a triple digit IQ.
Not only that, in order to find a nurse old enough to sooth him the hospital had to call in a retiree.
First Twinkies came back. Now the new owners of Drake’s say they will resurrect Drake’s Coffee Cake, Devil Dogs, Ring Dings and Yodels next month … Can Anna Nicole Smith be far behind?
Monkey see, monkey do. Burger-obsessed cannibals built a jungle lab and obtained the stem cells of their enemies.
It’s only fair that China consider dropping its one-child policy. The Chinese should have a chance to listen to as many screaming kids at shopping centers as the rest of us.
I don’t see it as much as the GOP spazzing out over a TV movie about Hillary Clinton. I see it more as the GOP blocking my view of actress Diane Lane.
Jeez, Weather Channel! Can you really have “Favorite Xtreme-Hurricane-Moments?” My girlfriend Dinah Mite.
Two priests walked into a bar. If they weren’t watching the altar boy they could’ve ducked.
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I do kind of “grass-roots” comedy. This afternoon, I performed for four worms and a snail…
This is awkward, but my girlfriend says she just isn’t a Morning Person. You’d think with a name like Dawn…
A massive sinkhole appeared in downtown Montreal yesterday at Ste-Catherines and Guy Streets. The mayor is planning to look into it.
Do the Quebecouis want the sinkhole to become a seperatist nation?
Ashton Kutcher got so into the character of Steve Jobs he had to be rushed to the emergency room … Apparently Kutcher found it overwhelming acting like he had a triple digit IQ.
Not only that, in order to find a nurse old enough to sooth him the hospital had to call in a retiree.
First Twinkies came back. Now the new owners of Drake’s say they will resurrect Drake’s Coffee Cake, Devil Dogs, Ring Dings and Yodels next month … Can Anna Nicole Smith be far behind?
Yanking the food chain might be how pulled pork came about.