GARY BACHMAN says:
A dog ate the testicle of his paralyzed owner. I bet the man regrets telling the dog to go fetch the ball.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A dog ate the testicle of his paralyzed owner. I bet the man regrets telling the dog to go fetch the ball.
Airlines say they want to streamline the boarding process … So look for funnel-shaped jetways and an E–ticket ride.
I’m usually not much for telepathy. But I admit my congressman’s I.Q. is improved by his cat curling up and sleeping on his head.
At first, my wife was hot. Then she was cool. Next, she became frigid. Now, I find myself wishing she was a stiff…
I am seeing female teens showing way too much skin at the beach, if you know what I’m a lewding to…
This just in: Did you know that there is a “Burlesque Hall of Fame” located in New Orleans? For real. I wonder if any inductees have ever been stripped of their title?
One guy told the divorce lawyer he thanks his lucky stars, and she tries to reach hers on a broomstick.
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Been married twice. Hard to say which witch was worse.
Saint QB Drew Brees is under fire for tipping only $3 on a $74 take out order of Chinese food. He felt so bad that he went back to the restaurant and gave them another 3 bucks half an hour later.
If Anthony Weiner doesn’t win the mayor’s race in NYC, he’ll go back to what he does best. Writing his name in the snow…in capitol letters!