JANICE HOUGH says:
Sir Mick Jagger turned 70 on Friday. Now he probably Can Always Get What he Wants… if he can remember what it is that he wanted.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Sir Mick Jagger turned 70 on Friday. Now he probably Can Always Get What he Wants… if he can remember what it is that he wanted.
OJ Simpson got his prison time reduced from 33 years to time served plus 4 years … He can thank Nevada’s new “Stand Your Ground and Whine” law.
Who cares that Lady Gaga posed nude? Nothing can top that head…or bottom it.
This Friday ought to “inject” some excitement into Baseball news with player drug-related suspensions.
Senior Golfer Steve Elkington is in hot water calling Pakistanis “Pakkis” on a tweeter message from The British Senior Open. It was ok to call Brittons “Brits” and Scotchmen “Scots” however. He apologized saying he didn’t know better because he was an “Aussie”.
Next year just two Major League Baseball teams. Eli Lilly versus Pfizer.
The feature player on the Patriots calendar for August is Aaron Hernandez. For those that are offended, the team will replace that picture with one of Wes Welker.
Anthony Weiner vows to continue fighting. And one of his biggest battles will probably be with his wife in divorce court.
Oprah has inked an exclusive deal to interview Lindsay Lohan. Do people really care that Lohan rode a bike while on drugs?
Beijing China Airport had the worst flight delays of 35 airports studied last month. Only 18% left on time. Who knew that United and Jet Blue started using this airport as a hub?
Due to record delays, Chinese airlines have been hit by air rage amongst its passengers. And these people have tickees. Can you imagine if you had no tickee…..
Russian vodka was dumped into West Hollywood’s street drains to protest that nation’s anti-gay laws. So the next time you are in the seafood dept and see any glassy eyed fish, they were most likely caught in California.
How can you tell if a woman is a femminist? When she bumps her elbow against the bedpost, she screams: “Oh my Goddess!”
Now it’s TSA scanners in airports falling asleep on the job. What is it with aviation workers? Remember that time an air-traffic controller came to work in pajamas and carrying a pillow?