BILL WILLIAMS says:
A flashlight has been invented that is powered by the heat in your hand … It’s a dichotomy. If your hand is hot enough to light it, you don’t want anyone to see you.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
A flashlight has been invented that is powered by the heat in your hand … It’s a dichotomy. If your hand is hot enough to light it, you don’t want anyone to see you.
Lady Gaga made $80 million last year. Think how many clocks-a-face’d-stop that would buy.
No wonder the Clintons worry about Bill’s sexual thing being compared to Weiner’s. A woman who’s seen both says Bill’s pales by comparison.
Baseball had no Hall of Fame Inductees who were living this year…some were actually living in shame.
The Pope’s last Mass in Rio was on the famous Copacabana Beach … Not everyone was happy. Ricky Ricardo rolled over in his grave and murmured “Francis, you got some splainin to do!”
The Dodgers just signed Brian Wilson. He may be fast between bases. I hear his walker’s got wheels.
Poor Detroit, they might have to sell some of their art collection to pay the bills. You know things are tough when you have to sell “Dogs playing poker for Edsel.”
The Dodgers just signed Brian Wilson? Can’t wait to hear him sing ‘California Girls’ during the 7th inning stretch.