GARY BACHMAN says:
Record-breaking temperatures throughout the US. It was so hot last night that George Zimmerman stayed in his car for the A/C.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Record-breaking temperatures throughout the US. It was so hot last night that George Zimmerman stayed in his car for the A/C.
A-Rod, Lance Armstrong, Paula Dean. They’re dropping like flies … At this rate the only roll model left will be Bisquick.
Hillary Clinton is way ahead in the polls for 2016, in both parties … In fact, she’s so far ahead she’s started calling herself “Hillary Danger.”
An artist in China’s Guangdong province has painted thousands of Van Gogh copies … So many, all the kids at the local sweat shop are hard of hearing.
The Chinese are trying to keep their economy from tanking. If it works, they’ll breathe a sigh of relief. Through thicker masks.
Just read movie review of the new Wolverine movie. Guess it’s OK, but they didn’t quite “nail” it…
Even though Anthony Weiner had a slip off the wagon, his wife insists her husband is a new man. At least he will be after she divorces Anthony.
Pick your poison: Open Mike Night as a performer or an audience member. Cheap Boo’s or Cheap Booze…
I once saw a guy doing a bit about using the urinal. Bad! It was a case of that bird getting no bush tonight.
Our marriage counselors see pretty severe cases. Probably why each holds a fire extinguisher.
I favor commitment-free swimsuits for women – no strings attached.
The City of Detroit has filed for bankruptcy citing $18 billion in debt. They did however manager to scrounge up enough bucks to post a huge sign that says “Welcome Daniel Alfredsson, We accept Swedish Kronas”
OJ is asking The Nevada Parole Board for leniency on his conviction. He claims that he’s been a model prisoner and has reached out to other troubled football players. Simpson said he even sent a copy of “Getting Away With Murder For Dummies” to Hernandez for Christmas.
A brawl broke out here in BC at a International Badminton match. I guess there is no “Lady Byng” trophy awarded in badminton.