JOHN DRYBRED says:
The first sign that they’re back was the one the guy standing along the road was holding. It said: “Will work for Twinkies!”
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JOHN DRYBRED says:
The first sign that they’re back was the one the guy standing along the road was holding. It said: “Will work for Twinkies!”
There’s much speculation about why North Korea quit building one rocket-launching site. Probably the country’s barber just forgot to show the dictator new blueprints during his hair-styling.
Topical Tropical Humor: “Surf’s up!” said the Hawaiian Mom to her teenage daughter on her I-pad.
I-pad. Is that a personal absorption device?
LOL
Even though Anthony Weiner got caught texting his privates again, he still has a chance at being NYC’s next mayor … I think I see what’s happening here. Monica Lewinsky lives in New York.
Mercedes-Benz SLK280 whispers my name, like a steel mermaid Siren: “Will, you only live once. And with your wife, you’re not seriously calling this a life?”
A group of birds just flew over and pooped on my freshly washed car. I guess it’s their way of saying “flock you.”
Birds know how to read in over 50 languages. They only understand two words though, car wash.
When I can’t sleep, I like to play “Enter Sandman.”
SHORT BUT NOT SWEET. New York Mayoral race: Weiner refuses to “pull out.”
Anthony Weiner’s poll numbers in the NYC mayoral race have significantly softened. It was so obvious he wouldn’t be able to keep it up.