Dan White need not apply.

JOHN DRYBRED says:

The first sign that they’re back was the one the guy standing along the road was holding. It said: “Will work for Twinkies!”


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Dan White need not apply. — 11 Comments

  1. There’s much speculation about why North Korea quit building one rocket-launching site. Probably the country’s barber just forgot to show the dictator new blueprints during his hair-styling.

  2. Even though Anthony Weiner got caught texting his privates again, he still has a chance at being NYC’s next mayor … I think I see what’s happening here. Monica Lewinsky lives in New York.

  3. Mercedes-Benz SLK280 whispers my name, like a steel mermaid Siren: “Will, you only live once. And with your wife, you’re not seriously calling this a life?”

  4. A group of birds just flew over and pooped on my freshly washed car. I guess it’s their way of saying “flock you.”

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