TC in BC says:
An unmanned flight has successfully landed on a US aircraft carrier using flight control software and a GPS system. You can do that?, asked executives at Asiana Airlines.
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TC in BC says:
An unmanned flight has successfully landed on a US aircraft carrier using flight control software and a GPS system. You can do that?, asked executives at Asiana Airlines.
Two mostly-different heroes – Superman and Batman – will be in the same movie. Though one’s from Krypton and one’s from Earth, one flies and the other swings, they have the same tailor.
Won’t Weiner ever learn where not to use his?
The newest royal heir to the throne might not have been given a name yet, but after seeing how hot Kate looked as she came out of the hospital, I’d call him one lucky sucker.
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A non-scientific study reveals that the intelligence of the target audience of a commercial on the radio is inversely proportional to the number of times they repeat their contact phone number at the end of the ad.
Beaming from the success on passing legislation on abortion clinics, Texas Governor Rick Perry is considering calling a special session of the legislature to aid enticing businesses to move to Texas by repealing Ohm’s law. Texas political analysts predict there will be little resistance in the legislature.
If New York City elects Anthony Weiner mayor, it will set a whole new bar for candidates. “Sure you may be qualified, but let’s see your junk.”
Cheap hotels often provide a percussive lullaby on the wall directly behind your head. Lullaby on broad way.
Amanda Bynes is in an involuntary psychiatric lockdown after starting a fire in an L.A. driveway. Alas, poor Amanda. It takes a really cool cop to get the Hendrix channeling.
Since acquittal, George Zimmerman has received many, many crank calls, but it boils down to just two main ones … Those who want to kill him, and those who want to give him a really, really big penis.
The Royal baby has been named George Alexander Louis. I wasted my money betting on Kong.
Just like being married, sun-exposurer is all about the time you spend together: There is sun-kissed, and at the other end, getting burnt to a crisp. Personally, I live on the Sun…
You wonder how New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner feels in front of all those news cameras with his bare face hanging out.
Asiana Airlines lands short! Southwest collapses a nose gear! They say these things happen in threes, so I guess the next air catastrophe belongs to United …. Your luggage will land at the RIGHT airport.
Bill: Where is this Wright Airport? I’ve only heard of Runway 28 Wright.
That’s Kardashian’s next kid, named after an airline. South West? Wright?
A British survey said 62% of women and 48% of men have answered the phone during sex. Wonder what percentage of them responded “Honey, I’ll be right home.”
Anthony Weiner’s lead in the polls didn’t last for schlong.
The royal baby’s full name is His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. How will he fit that name on a job application–oh, nevermind.
The average bra size has risen to 34DD even though boob size had not increased. I think the numbers are padded.
You may be Wright. Did you lose a bag?
The British should be happy with what the new royal heir will be called. It’s a palacehold name.
So many today hit it right on the nose. People…animals…airliners…