GARY BACHMAN says:
The LA Lakers have waived Metta World Peace. There’s talk the Knicks may want to give Peace a chance.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
The LA Lakers have waived Metta World Peace. There’s talk the Knicks may want to give Peace a chance.
Dealings with banks bring the phrase “glutton for punishment” to mind. Their gluttony and our punishment.
The once-great city of Detroit has filed for bankruptcy. Why can’t they just let us Rust in Peace?
A flashlight has been invented that is powered by the heat in your hand … It’s a dichotomy. If your hand is hot enough to light it, you don’t want anyone to see you.
A Russian spy has offered to marry Edward Snowden … She wants to be Natasha to his Boris.
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Best thing to say to a woman who has just invested in butt implants: “Happy New Rear!”
A 54 year-old Tennessee man watched a woman swim naked in his pool while her partner allegedly stole valuables from inside his home. After discovering the robbery, the man went off the deep end.
Detroit filed for bankruptcy? Damn. Guess lending them that 200 bucks last spring wasn’t the quickest move ever.