JANICE HOUGH says:
Sarah Palin may run for the Senate in 2014. Apparently she’s decided it would be a great place to spend three years of her life.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Sarah Palin may run for the Senate in 2014. Apparently she’s decided it would be a great place to spend three years of her life.
I watch too many movies. My wife says she’s worried I may be addicted to heroines.
Outgoing Republican Representative Michele Bachmann says she has a guide for spanking the president … I’ve heard it called many things, but the next time I’m at the “oval office” I’ll wield the Commander-In-Chief with pride due its office.
I’m not much into soccer. When I saw a headline that Manchester United player Wayne Rooney had rejected an offer from Chelsea, I wondered if she cried about it on Bill and Hillary’s shoulders.
Can’t really blame Florida. Going mad is prerequisite to residency there. Its America’s penis. Hot and wet and wrinkled.
A blunt Comedy Club owner suggested I find another line of work: “Will, you tend to bring out the crowd’s gag-reflex.”
By the way Howard, I like the new format.
My automotive soulmate is an SL500 Mercedes-Benz @$128,000. As I ask the Gods nearly every day, why can’t I trade my wife for happiness??
I tell ya, this new Pope Francis is way different from other popes … Now he’s dumped the old popemobile and picked up a sweet “Little Deuce Coupe.”
The first sign that they’re back was the one the guy standing along the road was holding.It said: “Will work for Twinkies!”
New medicine for older men is why actors like James Wood are cavorting with women almost 50 years younger. It’s called the Lazarus Pill.
The doctor wants me to exercise. Says I’m liable to catch my death of shut-eye.
One reason that so many people are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the royal baby? How often do we get a real celebrity baby born in wedlock?
Governor Rick Perry, in an Illinois radio ad trying to lure business to his state – “The escape route leads straight to Texas.” Uh, aren’t they talking about a fence for that?
Killing your lover with antifreeze in tea wouldn’t be cool.
You reach an age at which the dentist working on isn’t what hurts. What hurts is trying to get of the chair when he’s done.
You reach an age at which the dentist working on you isn’t what hurts. What hurts is trying to get out of the hair when he’s done.