JERRY W says:
I called the theater and asked what time they will screen “The Lone Ranger”. The guy on the phone said, “What time can you be here?”
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JERRY W says:
I called the theater and asked what time they will screen “The Lone Ranger”. The guy on the phone said, “What time can you be here?”
Good one Jerry, thanks.
Funny, Jerry!
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