GARY BACHMAN says:
Twitter was abuzz about Barry Manilow’s appearance on “Capitol Fourth.” It was obvious that Manilow had had too many botox treatments. When he sang “Can’t Smile Without You, ” he really meant it.
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A NJ man is in custody after he dressed as a butterfly and arranged to have sex with an underaged girl. Authorities threw a net over him and took him away.
A man who gave his children Nazi-inspired names lost custody of his infant son. It’s so sad he won’t see his son take his first goose-steps.
I work for a Chocolate Lab in Michigan. Working for a dog is a drag…don’t believe that Man’s Best Friend crap.
Will,
In Los Angeles you don’t have to “believe that Man’s Best Friend crap”, but the law says that you do have to pick it up.
The LA Lakers have waived Metta World Peace. There’s talk the Knicks may want to give Peace a chance.
“Spiderman” actor Andrew Garfield suggested that Spiderman be gay. I think the Caped Crusader should be gay since he is clearly a “bat-man.”
Actually Spiderman swings both ways.
“Penn State board authorizes school to pay millions to Sandusky victims.” I wonder if they’ll pay by the inch?
In Florida, Target is reconsidering its line of hoodies with the large logo on the back.
Nice one Will, at least the best of the day and possibly best of the week.
Well done, WTT! Great joke!
Thanks! Now if the administrator just agreed..