BILL WILLIAMS says:
Ted Nugent wants to be President of the United States. What’s the first thing he’ll do? Pardon the tofu turkey.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Ted Nugent wants to be President of the United States. What’s the first thing he’ll do? Pardon the tofu turkey.
Talk about taking advantage. Asiana Airlines is now charging its passengers an “early landing fee.”
A jar of rhubarb chutney exploded blew up in a fridge and caused extensive damage to a London apartment. Lucky for me said the woman, I was planning to have it with a can of beans.
Breaking News: US Homeland Security has issued a “red alert” for suspicious looking people buying excess amounts of rhubarb.
My son has a “NO FEAR” sticker on his sportscar’s windshield. Easy for him to say.
Disney is expected to lose upwards of $150M on it’s box office bomb The Lone Ranger. Good thing they have deep pockets or they might have to see a real Loan Arranger to fund their next movie.
My girlfriend wants to break-up. Fine. She’s not the only giant exoskeleton in town…
Welcome to Always Funny Jeopardy!
The Answer: A screening of “The Lone Ranger”
The Question: Where do Disney executives go when they want to be alone?
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