WILL the THRILL says:
Beware wives who check your search history. “Boo-hoo, Will, why were you looking at topless giant river women?” Uh, hon, “Amazon” is something else entirely.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Beware wives who check your search history. “Boo-hoo, Will, why were you looking at topless giant river women?” Uh, hon, “Amazon” is something else entirely.
One way to know for sure that you’ve had a great 4th of July is if you wake up on the 5th of July with the same number of fingers and eyebrows you had on the 3rd of July.
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NICE!
Governor Rick Perry (R-tard, Texas) has clarified his stand on the sanctity of life. In no uncertain terms, the lives of the unborn must be fully protected until such time as they leave the womb, at which point they’re on their own.
Also, great!
Ted Nugent wants to be President of the United States … What’s the first thing he’ll do? Pardon the tofu turkey.
India’s GoAir Airlines will only be hiring thin female flight attendants to save on fuel costs. They stole the idea from US discount airline Allegiant, which has flown with skeleton crews since it’s inception.
Samoa Air is charging passengers by weight, along with that of your luggage. Cost is approx $1 kilogram. (2.2 lbs) It would cost the average Canadian woman $75. I wonder how much this fee would cost the average Samoan or Japanese Sumo wrestler.
In related news, a recent poll revealed that 9 out of 10 jockeys prefer Samoa Air to any other airline.
Maybe they could offer a special rate and call it the “Karen Carpenter half off fare”?
Now relax you Mama Cass fans, and stop all of your blubbering!
lol. reminds me of that old joke – if Mama Cass had given Karen half her sandwich, they’d both would still be alive today. Happy 4th J!
Team Canada curler Matt Dumontelle has been suspended after tests showed positive for an illegal steroid. Officials were tipped off when they saw him throwing practice shots that landed in row 25 and higher.
Ask you doctor if you’re healthy enough for hex (my wife is a witch).
GE and Quirky have a new high tech “Egg Minder”, a tray with a Wi-Fi chip that connects it to the Internet, senses how many eggs are left in your refrigerator and sends that information to your smartphone. Or you could just check in the fridge before you go to the store.
Sounds like it could be adapted to see if there are any eggs in your you-know-what.
The wife says leaving the toilet seat up is a hanging offense. I say if I wasn’t hanging, I wouldn’t be offending.