JERRY W says:
Disney’s plan to do a sequel to “Pretty Woman” was moving along nicely and Richard Gere was at the studio all ready to sign his contract, when someone noticed that Mickey was missing.
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The New England Patriots announced that anyone who purchased an Aaron Hernandez jersey can trade it in.
The kicker is that you get an Ochocinco one in return.
A group of atheists in Florida put a granite monument of beliefs right next to a monument of the Ten Commandments … So what’s the good thing about chiseling an atheist’s monument? If you hit your finger with the hammer, you don’t have to capitalize “god damn it!”