Cheney has a heart? — 9 Comments

  1. An United Airlines flight from San Francisco to London England ran out of toilet paper as grounds crew forgot to restock it. Aviation has gone full circle now since the Wright Bros shit themselves when their invention went airborne.

  2. HBO’s reality show Hard Knocks will be following the Cincinnati Bengals this year. Not to be outdone, CSI will be introduce a new series, CSI Aaron Hernandez.

  3. Anthony Bennett was the surprise 1st pick of the NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavaliers. Oh well, if he doesn’t work out, they can always have him sing the national anthem or that San Francisco song at half time.

  4. My marriage is over now that the Supreme Court has legalized gayness … Yesterday I heard my wife talking on the phone about scissoring, and she was nowhere near the sewing machine.

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