BILL WILLIAMS says:
Dick Cheney has a new heart. Transplant doctors waited a long time to find the perfect donor, so somewhere there’s a lawyer walking around with a scar on his chest.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Dick Cheney has a new heart. Transplant doctors waited a long time to find the perfect donor, so somewhere there’s a lawyer walking around with a scar on his chest.
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#6. Occasionally, after a few years, the only thing some couples will have in common is that they were married on the same day.
An United Airlines flight from San Francisco to London England ran out of toilet paper as grounds crew forgot to restock it. Aviation has gone full circle now since the Wright Bros shit themselves when their invention went airborne.
Just wondering if the passengers on that flights were down in the “dumps” ?
HBO’s reality show Hard Knocks will be following the Cincinnati Bengals this year. Not to be outdone, CSI will be introduce a new series, CSI Aaron Hernandez.
Paula Deen on the Food Networks will be replaced with The Sergio Cooking Show, featuring his most popular recipe, “Barcelona Fried Chicken”.
It seems that Kim Kardashian will also have a Food Network cooking show. The first episode will show how to prepare Armenian BBQ chicken:
First you steal a chicken,
Then…..
lol
Anthony Bennett was the surprise 1st pick of the NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavaliers. Oh well, if he doesn’t work out, they can always have him sing the national anthem or that San Francisco song at half time.
My marriage is over now that the Supreme Court has legalized gayness … Yesterday I heard my wife talking on the phone about scissoring, and she was nowhere near the sewing machine.