JANICE HOUGH says:
1997 Tour de France winner Jan Ullrich finally admitted that he did blood doping during his career. At this point it would be bigger news if we found out one of the top racers WASN’T doping.
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Beware wive’s who check your search history. “Boo-hoo, Will, why were you looking at topless, giant, river women?” Uh, hon, “Amazon” is something else entirely.
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#1. Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Of course, the same has been said of monogamy.
Too, Two True!
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#2. Most married people hold hands to keep from strangling each other.
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#3. “Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?”- Groucho Marx.
So at Wimbledon, Nadal is out, Federer is out, and Sharapova is out. Television executives must feel like they do about major golf tournaments when Tiger misses the cut.
Really? Gov. Perry says he is calling a special session on that abortion bill because “Texans value life.” On the same day that the state has executed its 500th inmate since they reinstated the death penalty in 1982. #Youcantmakethisstuffup
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#4. For many folks, marriage is a blessed noun. For others, it’s a sentence.
Marriage primer for LGBTs.
#5. Marriage isn’t a sprint. It’s a marathon. I have been married 31 years. And those include 6 of the happiest years of my life. No 2 weeks contiguous.
We ALL feel like Edward Snowden: We could be safe in an airport. We could be killed in an airplane.